#28: Mark Rolls Out Action Hero Style
Upon a routine drive back to chez Weeman; Weeman's ex-gf had
a peculiar interest in examining his cell phone to check up and make sure her boy wasn't ordering too much takeout.
as was his due right.....did not want his privacy invaded; she didn't need to know that he had been on the phone booking them
a romantic cruise!
Regardless - she turned into a devil woman and started to spazzzzzz, breathing flames and all.
scared the shit out of young Mark and instead of dealing with the yelling crazy woman, he opened the back door and bailed
out at 100KM/Hour!!!
****Note: This didn't really happen****
#27: Love Letters from Carl Wells
It was a regular afternoon just like any other; when Weeman and Mark decided
to check their mail and see if they had gotten anything cool.
Well....today was their day!
Inside both of their mail
boxes were autographed photos of local weatherman and gay community heart-throb Carl Wells!!!!
Sadly, the boys later
found out that Carl Wells really didn't love them; but that their old buddy Drover had planned to have the photos mailed out.....just
to fuck with their mind!
#26: K-Diddy Meets the Doomsday Adonis
After graduating from MUN in May 2004 and not starting graduate school
until after Christmas, K-Diddy had nothing on his hands but time.
So instead of sitting home and eating; he decided the
gym would be the best bet.
So Diddy hit up the Aquarena every morning, but after a while he started to get lonely working
out by himself and decided it couldn't hurt to head over to the Aquarena every now and again to meet up with Flava Flav, Weeman,
his bro, and the Legend.
Only one problem.....Diddy wasn't a MUN student and thus wasn't really allowed in to the field
But being the rebel that he is - he continued to sneak past the employees and play ball and badminton and work out
with his chums....all was good and no one was the wiser - he had fooled them all for months...until a fateful December day
when a punk works employee named Adonis who was eating a souvlaki noticed K-Diddy without a wrist band!
But what makes
this tale even more incredible is that K used to wear a Nike Sweat Band over his wrist to hide this fact.
had taken the gamble to question K-Diddy and he won!
K left the field house, finally defeated.
But he knows he will
meet Adonis again!
#25: Girls Gone Wild
Once upon a time K-Diddy lost his marbles and agreed to move in with his ex-girlfriend.
of course, while most of the year at that Mount Pearl apartment was marked with fighting and cat poop, there were of course
some good times.
One particular evening the happy couple threw a bash where the booze was flowing perhaps a little
K-Diddy's Ex who shall remain nameless and his buddy's gf (also nameless) were dared to make out and kiss
in the living room for cash.
Being cash strapped university students Brista Konnell and Helanie Miscock decided "what
the hell" and went at it.
The best part - the boys never paid up!